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Post by clover_fc on Dec 8, 2008 2:05:36 GMT -5
Reasons why homelife is gay:
lets see how if we can come up with 25. here, ill give u the first five as freebies.
1. they stacked all the ringers and put them one one team. 2. they have an old guy who likes to pretend hes young. 3. that old guy is an asshole. 4. they dont play with a real goalie. 5. issaac is on that team.
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Post by clover_fc on Dec 8, 2008 2:07:55 GMT -5
oh jeez, im feeling generous
6. james looks IDENTICAL to issaac, thats probably why he wears black shorts, so ppl can tell them apart.
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four-leaf
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Post by four-leaf on Dec 8, 2008 4:10:13 GMT -5
7. they have another old guy who's as sharp as a 180 degree angle and as quick as a double-shelled turtle.
8. what kind of name is homelife? what does that even mean? how long is the life of a home and how does that answer relate to soccer? even condodeath sounds better than homelife.
9. that coach/old guy/player never shoots because he's simply too good to score. so he passes. unless he's playing against us, because no one's too good to score against us. that doesn't even make sense. that's how good he is.
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Post by clover_fc on Dec 8, 2008 12:31:01 GMT -5
bahahahaha sweeet.......#7 is gold, but #8 does not count lol. THey are called homelife because they are sponsored by homelife ---> who are a bad ass real estate company. THat doesnt make them gay, that makes them.....sponsored lol.
10. They have a seven foot tall super nerd, whos kinda chubby i might add, but pwns on the field. GAY. 11. chanhee.
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four-leaf
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Post by four-leaf on Dec 9, 2008 5:15:57 GMT -5
12. being homelife does make them gay, because they're not a team, they're just a tool that's been bought out.
13. rumour has it that if chanhee gets over 85% on his report card, kevin's gonna buy him a pair of pink vapors and he's gonna wear them. it's hard to say who's gay, because it sounds like they're dating each other. also, if you read #7 of the Clovers Commandments, it reads: "Thou shalt not buy nice cleats (especially not pink ones) for an enemy player."
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